He also flushed the the dismembered parts

He also flushed the the dismembered parts of his victims down the toilet.

plan backfired because the psychotherapist was Pennywise the Clown in disguise. Dr. Pennywise sat the children down & got out his collection of scary dolls so they could role play.

The kids excitedly grabbed the toys, unaware of the imminent danger they were in. Dr. Pennywise grinned largely at them, flashing his sharpened, pointy, teeth.

"Play with the..." taking a second to take in his surroundings, "toys children, before running before the

oncoming train." The so-called 'toys' were actually loaded guns, set bear traps, jars of corrosive chemicals and other dangerous items. He wanted to be the world's worst babysitter

And almost won the contest. He made a career out of selling toys to cats instead of humans. In fact, he grew a beautiful fur coat, black whiskers and became my cat. It was all best

-iality I could stand. Plus, cats don't use money to pay for things, they use dead vermin, and my house was now full of the odors of my cat's business success. I had to move

the bodies of mice aside with a snow shovel just to get to the front door, until one day I came home to find police cars. My affluent cat had been arrested.. for flea-collar crime.

Unfortunately I cannot squeeze into a feline prison, and it is how today became the hardest of goodbyes. As the shackles were put around her paws, I bowed my head and combusted.