He was fool because he still believed in

He was fool because he still believed in "win-wins"

and Puff the Magic Dragon. "Hey Puff, if you give me a ride, I'll pay double for the hash. It's a win-win." But "Puff" was his parole officer, and the "hash" was his salad. Crouton

McPherson wondered if Canadian Zen would ever catch on. Hockey pucks and watercolors -- nothing else. Sadly, Zen had become embellished with temples and liturgies. Crouton

after crouton he ate... and then he had an idea! Instead of Zen, he'd focus on creating a new sport! He decided he liked baskets, and things that bounce high. So this Canadian

invented scuba diving. An idea stolen by that imposteur Jacques Cousteau. Scuba diving never caught on in the snowy wastes that I imagine Canada to be. At his funeral a mystery Fre

akshow popped out of the gag casket like a car full of clowns. Jacques was deeply disturbed at the spectacle of his own funeral & gathered a crew to sail the deep blue Hepatitis C.

Snarky The Clown emerged out of the bathtub and scared Madame Dujardin to death, literally. She was eaten by Snarky who was starving for a good meal. The police were called and

Officer Plod interviewed Snarky "Did you see who murdered Mme. Dujarin?" Snarky the clown mimed a psycho scene, pointed at his mouth & rubbed his belly."

But nobody liked the cl0wn...