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Deseé tu cuerpo de mujer pero no lo llegué

  • Deseé tu cuerpo de mujer pero no lo llegué a poseer, parte de mi ser me culpa por no encontrarte en mi musa. Espero tumbado que tu voz me llame con sonido atronador

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  • Oui, it was to Par-ee that I came to find ze muse that you are, to possess your body. But indeed, Mademoiselle, had I but known what pain you'd bring to me, I would not have

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  • done this. But I need you.

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  • I tried to show romance by tweeting to her as minimally as possible. "You,me.yes? <3" But I found out she was seeing another. "1+1 not 2 c othr guy, go" I had to win her back.

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  • I decided to prove my love for her was stronger than his, by challenging him to a duel, a cellphone duel. So we stood back-to-back. Esther face went pale as we

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  • drew our smartphones and took our ten paces. He was wielding an iPhone 4S, which made Esther gasp with fear, worried for my safety. But my Android was not to be dismissed, for

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  • Google had just updated the Market to Play. Bill watched on the sideline, wondering if Steve could win this duel, so he could have a go with his Lumia. I winked at Esther as Bill

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  • Clinton ordered a 20 piece McNugget, "I've got the munchies..." He croaked. Esther smiled, "You always have the munchies. I winked at Esther with my good eye again because

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  • I do that sort of thing, dearie." She then winked at me for effect, then winked again. The president realized the android's wink circuit was on the fritz, but it burned out before

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  • Joe Biden could say anything stupid again. Soon, to his dismay, all of her androidian functions began to shut down and when it was over, they mourned the loss of Condoleeza Rice.

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