I was playing Pokemon White. Suddenly, someone

I was playing Pokemon White. Suddenly, someone emails an stupid message: "Hey Check This Site: www.lolwut.com" I simply ignored the message. Later, i got to eat Pizza.

It was a Domino's Pizza, (check out for coupon in today's newspaper!) I drunk a Mountain Dew Code Red and got on my Nokia to complain about product placement in the media.

nay-sayers. They dressed in preppie clothes and then shot down every idea they encountered. They were masters. Once a Red Cross volunteer proposed that

the Izod Brigade be entrusted with management of the fundraiser for hurricane relief to be held at the Seedy Pines Golf Club; but the Executive Committee vote came up a vote short.

It was Sprat, the old Miser couldn't read between the lines. It was a brilliant PR opportunity for the addling Seedy Pines Golf Club. So Sprat 'accidently' swallowed a golf ball

or two, then choked on the green. The rich bastards watched Sprat choke and collapse into a rather placid supine repose, then tipped back martinis. The paramedics Flim & Flam had

arrived within minutes. "Ho ho ho! He just had one too many drinks! Go away and we will watch him," said one rich bastard. Not knowing he was dead, the paramedics left. The body

lay there for 25,000 years undisturbed.When the apocalypse happened, his remains were blown to Neptune and settled in a gully.He was still recognizable and his ID was in his pocket

protector which was made of polyvinyl chloride aka PVC, which was incredibly durable. Neptune being an ice giant with a quasi-satellite visiting every 12,500 years with his ID.