Lentils, the limitless legume

Lentils, the limitless legume

"OK, not bad" said Charly, "but does it really convey the nutritional powerhouse and flavor bonanza that lentils really are?" Bob, the chairperson of the Society for Lentil

palooza, whapped his gavel."Order! Order!" Charly didn't realize he'd insulted the Lentilpaloozas with his comment. Bob held up his hands. "It is clear that Charly is a novice

in the court of Lentilpaloozas. Bear in mind that this is a cross-cultural exchange. Let's explain the rules to him. Rule 1: do not talk about rules 2-33. Rule 34: There is

Plenty of room for improvisation. Please, no throwing food across the kitchen and pretending you are Michael Jordan. Your mum is not there to clean up the mess. Rule 35:

Always wipe and flush. Rule 36: Don't get caught lying. Rule 37: Double tie your shoes or wear loafers. Rule 38: Write your address on your hand in case you forget it. Rule 39:

Always carry a handkerchief. Rule 40: Don't pick your nose with any sort of writing instrument. Rule 41: If it's Lynn, tell her I'm not home. Rule 42: Never mention Melissa around

Melissa's husband, Homer, unless he's drunk. Rule 43: Never place expired condoms in the tip jar at Sonny's Bar and Grill. Rule 44: Don't watch wrestling on your phone at church.

be a jerk, but do pretend that you're one. Rule 48: Do not violate these rules, or you'll found yourself being an actual jerk. Okay, so, these are all I can do. Good luck, y'all!