"The shortest distance between two idiots

"The shortest distance between two idiots is but a few feet." Master Yang told his pupil. The student, Jimmy Cake, could totally see into that, as he continuously bumped into stup

id people. Jimmy Cake didn't realize whenever he bumped into a stupid person he was a few feet away from them. Master Yang shook his head. The whole point of "Geometry for Idiots"

The idiots would stare into the sun for hours, then cry when it disappeared at night. Agent Bake Eyes watched it with his binoculars. "Still yellow, boss!" Their world domination

plot would not be allowed to commence until the sun was at least a shade of lime green. They were convinced it would take on this shade of color during its downtime at night. Agent

Orange snuck around to the other side of the globe to watch. Nope, no green sun. Just the same old boring daytime that happened every day. Darn.

The joke was on the jokers, however. Orange accrued many frequent flier miles and joined the Mile High Club. Orange was feeling pretty juiced.

That is, until he met Julius. "Hello," said Julius, who was seated next to Orange in First Class. Julius squeezed Orange' s hand to the pulp. It was a power move, the kind Orange

had been warned about as a young squirt... when the palm is facing down to show dominance and control. Orange flipped Julius' hand so that they were equal when a pretty stewardess

told them about her squirting."Palms facing up,gentlemen.Always facing up."she wispered at Julius leaning at their seats.That flight changed their lives.