In 1916, at the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich,

In 1916, at the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich, a man stands in a suit made of geometric cones. In grim tones, he reads his poetry. "blago bung, blago bung."

feathers of various tropical bird species. The plumage consisted of a wide range of colours, blending in with each other perfectly. The woman took a deep breath and began to sing.

Unfortunately, the only song she could think of was by a scream metal band. Fortunately, the bird shared her love of the genre, and repeated the lyrics with deep, guttural growls.

from the dense forest happeared Sir Reggie, the famous explorer, with his loyal assistant. They were following the sound of "Down with the sickness" sang by the bird, mistaking it

for a gnome marching band. Sir Reggie and his assistant put their maps and compass away and straightened their travel cloaks. On

towards our destination ! Sir Reggie and his little assortment of assistants set out for a long journey, across wide open fields, lush forests with small streams that twinkled in

twilight. Sir Reggie and his assortment of assistants encamped next to a cliff by the Juniper fairy. She floated down on a daffodil horse and met Sir Reggie. She gave him the

Book she had written, saying, "This is not a cookbook!" Sir Reggie asked her, "Then what is it?" "These are not recipes you would like me to make, such as Monday Pie." The juniper

berry had been picked."How dare you",Sir Reggie hissed,"I'm afraid of no pie!"-Hours later,when he was done,she tasted it.When the end came,her last memory would be of this moment.