Under the nom de plume, Groid Buttenberg,

Under the nom de plume, Groid Buttenberg, he wrote more than 36 Bodice-Ripping romances. Mabel Milkytoast, number one fan, wondered what his true name was and called the publisher.

But the publisher Spunk & Smutly refused to reveal the true identity of "Groid Buttenberg". Mabel Milkytoast was unfazed applying as secretary under a false name C.Doris Titondale

Hollysmacker the Third. She was hired immediately as a secretary and Mabel Milkytoast was sent on the craziest errand that the publisher Spun and Smutly could think of

. It boiled down to collecting glorified upskirt & nipslip shots from remote locales around the globe. But what Mable lacked in bazoombas she made up in smarts. She had 97 Nat Geos

by the Icelandic Special Task Unit, created in the time before time to preserve the reverential state of the great Stephen Hawking and not have him denigrated as a sex-object.

Yet it is so hard when he says in robot voice, "I may be disabled, but give me a break - what man wouldn't want to be treated like a sybian? Foreplay is my MUTE button!

It is also my FAST FORWARD! And my PAUSE! In fact, that ONE BUTTON performs EVERY FUNCTION!" It annoys me when he raises his voice like that, but I pity him, his broken body, and

oh all keyed up like that. It's a real shame. But it was time for me to trash him. I needed an upgrade. I kissed him tenderly & said it was OK for him to go now. Go into the light.

I watched as he left me, sighing in relief when it was finally over. He was at peace now, while I remained here, left in the dark. I heard a soft click & whirr behind me & smiled.