Bubbles flew all around her and bounced against

Bubbles flew all around her and bounced against her nose as the parachute fluttered all around her. How she'd gotten on top of it was as much a mystery as how she'd come to

Neverland Ranch in the first place. Bubbles the Chimp was alive which was a miracle. Michael has been dead for awhile. Then a fist grabbed her throat. It was the Elephant Man's

blank gaze that gave the identity of the attacker away by the reflection in his dead-as-glass eyes. Meanwhile, Oprah read the new Dr. Oz book and rubbing herself with olive loaf

leaving a hard film on her supple skin. Then she ran to shower because she had a lunch date with Steadman and he was the kind of man who liked the crust removed. Towelling off, she

examined herself in the bathroom mirror, wondering if he would be able to notice her oddly shaped

nose. Nicknamed 'Captain Hook' at school, she had always been self conscious about her massive honker. It roughly resembled a banana. Covered in warts. "He might not notice though

, so long as I obscure it with copious amounts of makeup." She slathered it on thick with a plaster scraper, but that only made her nose seem lager. So she colored the sides dark

to make it apear thinner,but that also made it apear longer.So she clipped her eyebrows further apart,but she made a mistake:she was suposed to draw then closer.It was a disaster!

Too late, she realized her mistake. A bump appeared above her nose, which grew into a painful boil, and then suddenly exploded outward in a shower of gore as a parasitic alien expl