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It was a great beach day in the Pacific Northwest,

  • It was a great beach day in the Pacific Northwest, 80 degrees, not a cloud in the sky. She packed a good book, cheese, smoked oysters, crackers and thermos full of ice and wine. At

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  • tilla the Hun's face flashed on her phone. BE THERE IN 5 BRINGIN SUM RAVAGING HORDES X he texted. She sighed. Since Attilla'd settled in Seattle her picnics had never been the same

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  • .Atilla texted again:& BRINGING MEAD.HOPE U LEFT CHASTITY BELT @ HOME LOL.Geez, the Huns were jerks sometimes.When he & his hordes arrived, they trampled her picnic basket and lute

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  • , then surrounded her with lusty expressions on their faces. She sighed. It was exactly as she expected of Atilla & his Huns. So predictable. "Look boys, yonder on the horizon!"

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  • Atilla & his Huns looked where she was pointing. She slugged them in the face with a giant slab of horse meat. [Laugh track] Atilla rubbed his jaw, "Why you...I oughta..." and he

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  • exited like a clown at a rodeo before he had the sense to pound his fists into his Huns. "Hun, why don't you grab me a fist full of dollars?" [Laugh track] "Only riddle me this: if

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  • You tell a bank clerk you have a gun, will they believe you?" The next line of this story will reveal the answer. There is a top secret procedure for managing a bank I dare not

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  • enter. They laugh and call me The Outside Bank Manager. I suspect there is an Inside Bank Manager but I will never meet them because just as I can not go In they can not come Out.

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  • I had come Out with much difficulty, but people were quite encouraging then. Society has been devolving for quite some time now, and one simply cannot come Out so easily anymore.

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  • Letting your family and friends know that you prefer vinegar on your chips can be difficult, but we are here to help. If you are struggling, call 1-800-VINEGARSHAME for a brochure.

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