Blinded by inspiration from the recent Sports

Blinded by inspiration from the recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue I painted some board shorts on myself and headed down to the beach.

Only to find everyone else at the beach had also painted on their board shorts or bikinis. At first I thought I was going to be unique but nudity no longer had the same kind of sho

ck and awe it had back when she was in primary school. Coming with nothing but what God gave her for Show and Tell had been the start of her intense nudism fetish - the nuns had

told her that if she didn't stop running around the convent naked, she'd surely go to hell. Sister Nubbins tried to obey, but she had this bad habit of

twanging her thong at the Mother Superior. So naturally Sister Nubbins was bricked up alive in her small cell with a little slot to pass thin food like pitta bread through. She

was the only way Sister Nubbins and Mother Superior could communicate between their two prison cells. Sister Nubbins sang, "Mother Superior Jumped the guuuuuun." Mother Superior ha

ha haed and sometimes he he hed but happiness eluded them both nonetheless. That all changed the day that Sister Nutrena joined the convent. She had a certain air about her; an air

that smelled of Worchestershire sauce and Chanel #4. The Reverend Mother mistrusted Sister Nutrena, but could not tell her to leave, so she put her on kitchen duty. Sister Nutrena

Prepared shepherd's stew with mutton, beef and goat to surprise Sister Nutrena. She said, "You must have known I craved meat stew after visiting my three wolf friends!"