"Later," said Angela Merkel huskily, "mit
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"Later," said Angela Merkel huskily, "mit der whip und die kinky Bavarian boots." Obama, listening in on his secret red phone couldn't help giggling. "Who's she talking to?" he ask
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ed the lady sitting by him, on the floor. "I don't know but the essential point in all this is your reserve towards habits presented by the founding fathers, who you should adore".
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Bill Clinton puked in his mouth a little. The Saki Bombers wanted to come up. He couldn't take anymore of this, not from Wolf Blitzer. His terrier beard was giving the Ex-president
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The runs so badly he ran for it. He was heard all night puking and Dr. Obama was called. He didn't charge for house calls, unless it was Bill Clinton. This time he charged $2,406.
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Bill Clinton had his charitable foundation, The Clinton Foundation, pay Dr. Obama the $2,406. The foundation also sent over a portrait of the former President, which they wrote off
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to charity. Dr. Obama was fixated on his health care plan, which he named ObamaCare. He was then murdered by the dragon Trump. He ate Dr. Obama and his wife Michelle, but he didn't
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survive the night, having had a terrible bout of indigestion and no insurance to cover a doctor's visit. St. George found the dragon's dead body and took advantage of the situation
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immediately. He rushed around the carcass and threw open the dragon's fridge. St. George took out a light beer, cracked it open, and began guzzling the ill-gotten drink. "Ahhh!
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“ St. George’s victory was brief. The front door opened, admitting another dragon. On its back rode Daenerys Targaryen. Seeing the slain dragon, she uttered one word: “Dracarys!"
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Alas, the Stark Guard misheard her to say daiquiris, and in less than an hour everyone, other than she and the dragon, was shit-faced; whereupon St. George managed to escape alive…
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- 2013-10-24 01:54:27
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- 2020-05-25 14:19:09
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LordVacuity May 25 2020 @ 17:29
I don't think you can call it an escape if one does it while dead. You've already escaped something but there is no point to it anymore since you're dead. I'm just saying.
LordVacuity May 25 2020 @ 17:30
6 and half years and a day.
Woab May 28 2020 @ 15:02
Did St. George die? I think he actually did escape.
SlimWhitman Jun 02 2020 @ 09:37
Props Jimbeau, LOLed at your finisher!
Jimbeau Jun 02 2020 @ 23:21
Thanks, Slim. I didn't think St. George had died. He took advantage of the slain dragon by stealing a Bud Light from the fridge. I anticipated LordVacuity to start a sequel, since he snuck out while everyone was getting drunk.