"Ich bin ein Berliner" translates to "I am

"Ich bin ein Berliner" translates to "I am a donut.", but most who entered the modest donut shop on Meinigerstrasse associated the name with loftier things. The Baker Manfried's

newest ad campaign might be working! The "Ich bin ein Berliner" was flying off the shelves! The Baker Manfried could hardly keep them in the shop. Who doesnt love a good jelly donu

t with a saurkraut aftertaste? Hordes of hungry donut gourmands lined up outside Baker Manfried' s shop & he became rich by selling his unique donuts until one day another baker op

ened up across the street. This baker called his donuts, Krispy Kreme. This started the Apple Fritter War, a war that lasted for 10 years. Baker Manfried and Krispy Kreme started

Making 30 varieties of donuts. Their business was huge, and triggered a second Apple Fritter War. This one lasted 15 years. The wars just never ended.

to close the refrigerator door and all of the contents spoiled, but nobody paid any attention, they were all hell-bent on being right about whether chocolate or vanilla was the

finest of the flavors. Gonna get a set of better clubs gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing.

So I high tailed it to Golfsnart where the salesman, Paulie Shore, suggested the Weasel brand golf clubs. He assured me that if I wanted the nubs The Weasel would get me the nubs.

His enthusiasm was contagious & I walked out the door with $3,567.36 worth of Weasel golf gear. My enthusiasm only lasted as far as my credit card being declined by the nubs.