Eating a McGangBang is kind of like having

Eating a McGangBang is kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it's happening you're stoked, but once you're finished. Well you've got a good story about regret

to laugh at when the guy you've cheated on remains bitter for the rest of his life. But forever alones are not people. You deserve a fresh slate for your McGangBang, because you're

a winner! You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! You're the best! Around! You deserve that McGangBang, you've earned it! Now, just 2 get the nerve to order it

from the local McDonald's. In order to distract the worker as I ordered my McGangBang, I drove through the drivethru in the nude after watching some really hardcore porn.

"Is that two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun or you just McHappy to see me?" said the Drivethru attendant. "Isn't this In-and

-Out Burger?" I asked teasingly. "What's yo name?" She leaned out of the drive-thru window, pursed her lips & blew her name in my ear, "Wendy. And I am hot-n-juicy." This was fast

and Furious 3, the little known sequel, also called 3 Fold 3 Storious. Still, I hadn't imagined it would involve fast food restaurants and a "hot-n-juicy" girl named Wendy. "Tabasc

o sauce has nothin' on her" was the 3 Fold 3 Storious movie tagline. In 1 trailer, Wendy violently rips a fold from the typewriter, stuffs it her bra, primps her hair in the mirror

ed message across the mannequin's plastic buttocks that revealed the whole truth and nothing butt the truth: You'll have nightmares if you eat fried bologna sandwiches at bedtime.