THE RULES: 1) No Typing. 2) No dictating.

THE RULES: 1) No Typing. 2) No dictating. 3) No telekinesis / man-computer mind melds. 4) No pointing, no clicking, no mousing, no touchpadding. Failure to adhere to THE RULES

will result in additional rules. Whoops. 4) No thinking. 5) No manatees, hobos, or science-fiction references. And above all 6) no folding. And if you break these RULES, you will

find some hobby glue in the garden shed that can stick them back together. Just be sure to watch out for the redback spiders as it has been awhile since the garden shed has been

turned into an arachnid breeding facility. Never enter such a shed without a boot on each hand for maximal squashing. I hear redback spiders often equip themselves with steel

y dans when they venture into certain neighborhoods, a sure way to make comrades. Redback spiders are nefarious, not to be trusted. This is a new kind of war. Arachnid training is

required so we could think like the enemy. We set about climbing rope webs with four extra arms attached to our Kevlar. The 8-eye nightscope allowed us to see

Ms. Muffet's bowl from our hidden position. The tank was designed like a spider, that was our transport and our war machine in the land of Mother Goose. Target? A girl eating her

Curds and whey, Ghandi style, in a white bowl. Mother Goose offered a spoon and napkin. "Thank you", Ms. Muffet said. It was the best breakfast in a long time.

of all birds!”,she gasped.She reached in and felt something fuzzy,slimy.She pulled it out.Her heart stopped.”What are you?”The thing in her hand opened its eye and starred.“Quack!”