The primates inhabiting the Condominium Planet

The primates inhabiting the Condominium Planet expect that the characters are confused. It's the way the machinery works after the sleep deprivation treatments.

Since the Condominium Planet's primate residents live entirely below the surface such experiments were easy to perform by randomizing light dark phases. The Union of Chronobiologic

was all it took to work it out. It was a dark phase and Richard Nixon decided on his trip to China to pick up the pandas. Tortoises nightclub shut down in 1977 because disco had ri

gid rules regarding the closing time - and most of the customers weren't pleased with them. While picking the pandas in China, Nixon thought a bit more about bringing them into

crates and then shipping them to the countries where pandas were more likely to be appreciated than wanted for doing crime.

America. Just kidding, we imprison everyone (prison-industrial complex LOL). The pandas arrived in Australia, which has a history of convicts and World Cup dominance. They hid in

a eucalyptus forest and acted like koalas. This fooled the fugitive chain gangs lying low in the same area, but big, black and white koalas look like dinner to a starving man.

A thought then suddenly occurred to me as my reflection rippled in the mosquito infested pond. Immediately getting out my knife, I carved out the insides of the captured koala to

release my psychotic energy. I was sick...a sicko...and I knew it. Everything suddenly just seemed so funny! Burrowing my bloody hands in my hair, I threw my head back and...cried.