They descended on the def poetry slam like

  • They descended on the def poetry slam like a swarm of wordy locusts.

  • with a style that could only be described as "kickin it old school", the poets dropped beats fresher than the linens on a clothes-rack on a warm summer day. The Def Poetry judges

  • were all on the take. Russell Simmons had a dummy corporation with headquarters in Bahrain "hiring" the Def Poetry judges. He needed to create a male Maya Angelou so that

  • he could deflect his brother Richard's suspicions. Russell Simmons tinkered all night on his vile pet project, extorting as many funds as he embezzled in his own Cayman Islands

  • account. However, a clerical error caused the $ to be taken from Mitt Romney's Cayman Island account. Suddenly, Russell Simmons found himself battling Mormon ninjas

  • Which was kind of funny, because everyone knows ninjas sleep around. Slater from Saved By The Bell, and Steve Jobs showed up in barbies red corvette, looking for the bank statemen

  • t. The unlikely pair, accosted by several of the promiscuous ninja, but transporting the KEY to their SALVATION, hauled ass down the interstate. American muscle cars are good at

  • hauling ass. But they're not so great for hauling donkeys. The back seats tend to smell funny after a while. Anyway, the ninjas and the couple sped on toward their salvation whe

  • re everyone was having the time of their life and drinking beer like there was no tomorrow. In fact, unknown to them there really was no tomorrow because

  • tomorrow happened yesterday. They were just too drunk to realize it. Ah, such are the times of our lives.



  1. jaw2ek Oct 21 2012 @ 11:00

    Ninjas also manipulate time.

  2. PurpleProf Oct 21 2012 @ 11:02

    Well, in that case, maybe this story is not over. Or is it?

  3. jaw2ek Oct 21 2012 @ 11:17

    It was or will be

  4. KieferSkunk Oct 21 2012 @ 18:49

    If you can't tell whether the story is over or not, you have given the Time Ninjas their greatest honor.

  5. Bad. Oct 21 2012 @ 20:53

    They'll punch you into next week!

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