ART NARRATIVES FOR THE BLIND: MC Escher,

ART NARRATIVES FOR THE BLIND: MC Escher, White Geese flying left, Black geese flying right, repeat ten times.

Kareem' s fingers outlined Escher' s work. He experienced the sensation of flying geese up & down his body & in his mind's eye. The art gallery for the blind had become so popular

and it was no surprise with the special Scratch'n'Sniff exhibit on display there. Just the other day, Kareem has rubbed his hands over one of the displays, getting a whiff of fresh

ly pounded varmint tail. Kareem saw the Hillbilly hanging his scratch and sniff masterpiece in the museum. It was going to be a gladiatorial sniff off.

"This is just like that scene in Spartacus," Eleanor whispered into my ear before licking it with her sandpapery tongue. Having a sentient cat is a mixed blessing; her knowledge of

classic films is vast, but she thinks I'm gay. I set out to convince Eleanor, my sentient cat of my heterosexuality. "I have 2 DVDs in my collection featuring man's man Al Pacino

definitely something that I had grown accustomed to. The look that was always given towards me whenever I had entered a room, her eyes seemed to tell it all. She had always been a

bitch to me, I just never had the heart to tell her. She never understood why I was the way I was. Now that I think about it, she never even tried, hence why I think of her as a

useless sack of garbage. It's true, I hate her, and that's all there is to it. So it is now that I end this tale, with a middle finger, a motorcycle, and a journey into the sunset.