"I am a luxury hobo. Observe." The bearded

"I am a luxury hobo. Observe." The bearded man on the beach stuck out his thumb and a cruise liner picked him up. "I've been poor in 35 countries and hundreds of resorts. Follow me

with our feet wrapped in pink tissue paper. The vagabond cruise ship was actually a colander or a kitchen sieve which let water in but the tissue paper kept our feet dry

. One day our sieve washed up on the shore of a jungly island. We used the pink tissue paper to make rudimentary shelters from the scorching sun. Golden crabs helped us to gather

rocks and we built a wall.We did not want to get rescued.We were hoping to stay on that jungly island forever but it started to rain...A tropical storm made our pink tissue paper s

wimsuits transparent. We shivered behind our crudely constructed rock wall, all goosepimply, as we watched the storm turn into a full-blown hurricane! Clinging to each other, we

were ripped apart in not time by the hurricane. I was sucked up into the clouds. I blacked out. When I awoke I was on an island with red sand and blue people.

It was the Blue Man Group, fervently drumming and wildly splashing Day-Glo paint across the beet-red sand. Some landed on my upturned face, like a neon glop of radioactive bird poo

and I started to metamorph. My face became plasticine and I couldn't move my lips. My skin turned ultra-marine blue. I had an urge to drum PVC pipes. I became BLUE MAN!

Blue man the new superhero. However people called me a Smurf so I was sad.