The centipede was actually a cleverly designed

The centipede was actually a cleverly designed plasti

c spork that was used in conjunction with several hats in some sort of magic trick. The magician bowed. This was one f the few trick that he felt was really worth his time. "And th

e next trip will involve 4 hors d'oeuvres & my magical finger sporks. May I ask 4 volunteers to come forward with their favorite appetizer?" The kitty litter cake, road kill r

Then I had a thought...Where the **** am I?

I looked around. I recognized the swing set and the beer pong table, but the flat screen TVs and the Whack A Mole game were definitely new, and the smell of fresh cut basil

from hanging container gardens. Hefner's mansion had definitely changed since the swinging days. He had added a miniature golf course and a rack for his trucker cap collection.

when we got in line for the Monster Truck Rally at the Cow Palace. Boy, that place sure stank, though - woo-wee! It was like a thousand stink bombs went off all at once and

... The loudspeaker interrupted my rambling "Will the owner of a silver Lamborghini parked in Cow Palace Lot B please come to the information booth?" Oh NO! The Monster Truck Rally

is tonight. In Lot B! I promptly soiled my silk boxers as Bouncing Betty obliterated my tricked-out Lambo. Karma's all too real; live and learn.