Child: "Why is the sky blue?" Adult: "Because."

Child: "Why is the sky blue?" Adult: "Because." Child: "Why because?" Adult: "Because it is." Child: "Why is it?" Adult: "Thats the color the sky has." Child: "Why is that?" Adult:

"Everything has a color." Child: "Why?" Adult: "This isn't a post-racial utopia." Child: "Why not?" Adult: "Uhhh, why don't we change the subject?" Child: "No!" Adult: "Why not?"

to the library to look up what the word "ruse" means. OMG, that fucking little kid is gonna get it for thinking I was trying to ruse them! So on the way home the adult stopped by

the grocery store and pulled out a gun. He demanded that the clerk give him $20 and a nail gun. He wouldn't tell the clerk why, but the clerk obeyed. Then the adult ran to 5th Stre

et Deli &, waving both guns, demanded a pastrami sandwich with extra mustard. Done! The adult had to shove both the nail gun & the other gun in his back pockets so he could eat.

The pastrami was so damned good it made the adult twerk. Bullets and nails shot in every direction like hornets and bats on fire.

Miley Cyrus watched and applauded. This video of the pastrami on her sandwich was posted at Facebook and tweeted 1,000,000 times in a day. Her dad was thoroughly disgusted with her

ability to beat him at everything he has ever tried. But then it happened, Miley became a judge on The Voice and unknowingly turned around for her father, a surprise contestant

even though he was not an amateur and didn't need the money. The man who had danced with a potato on his head was beside himself with rage, being the one who truly deserved to win.