There is a direct correlation between the

There is a direct correlation between the quality of wine one consumes with the quality of experiences that occur after consumption. I learned this the hard way when I sucked down

an entire box of wine one night and the straw went missing.i found it a few days latter.Actually,my girlfriend found it but could not get passed this episode and we broke up.

I was thinking of buying a box of chocolate and some flowers, to make up with her. But when I tried to go by her place, an old lady opened the door and told me that she was living

in sin with some old carnival barker from Jersey shore. This old woman's confession was quite repugnant and made me think of Grand Mama. I decided to see this love nest for myself

and set out for Jersey. The love pad was decorated with pink leopard faux fur and zebra prints. There were gold filigree leg lamps and tassels every where. I held my nausea in

breathing heavily into a brown paper bag. I never saw a love pad like this one, before or since. The mirrored ceilings would take some getting used to and

the dizzying aroma of the strangely scented candles was making me feel all flushed and tingly. I stretched out luxuriously on the plush velvet bed. When I saw my reflection in the

and then slowly turned my head to look at the painting again! IT Was all true what they were saying because there I was in that picture pointing out to you the reader the get me ou

T of this bloody place. The painter had just won a prize for it. I painted him with a lion's head and tail. That wpon the same prize the following year. He didn't recognise himself