Her kids loved dinosaurs, but she couldn't

H-E-double-hockey-sticks, even the gosh-darn, nazi, pedophile pope believes in the big bang theory. Rumilda, the home-schooling, born-again, mom decided to let her dino-loving kid

live out the fantasy for a little while longer. Millions of years sound better than a few thousand, and her Rumilda's kid's days were numbered anyway. He'd sinned and would pay

his school loans off finally. He had a professional certificate in management from DeVry, earned a bachelors in crime scene investigation from U of Phoenix and was

a Certified Medical Assistant. ITT felt great to be Kaplan off her education with a Well earned Everest.

assent up the left face. The winter trip was like climbing into a Coldwell and was expensive thank god my Banker was providing the Capital for the

illegal excursion up Teddy Roosevelt's left nostril at Mt. Rushmore. An overrated historical figure, I was also glad that the statue of him at least kept its nose clean. Inside,

was the fallout shelter for Jimmy Carter. It hadn't been remodeled since the 70s so it had a groovy zebra print and some 8-tracks. Also in Teddy's nose at Mt. Rushmore, was a silo

for an Atlas F built in the Kennedy years.It was programmed to take out Nikita Krhrushchev's secret Dasha in Crimea. But the real secret of Mt.Rushmore was buried deep in Old Abe's

left pupil, an alien portal whose trajectory pointed SW directly at a mysterious crop circle in Fresno, CA. Nobody was aware of the million of aliens colonizing under South Dakota.