Gallantry is often used in respect of actions

Gallantry is often used in respect of actions that are not gallant. When seeking to appeal to the fairer sex it is how gentleman-like your behaviour is that shall determine

how much nookie one receives. Observe. The professor started drawing an graph on the white board. But there was no one in the class. Behind the two way mirror was Putin.

Using a microphone in the hidden room, Putin asked the Professor what he'd been doing with his time, besides "doodling". The Prof brazenly yelled, "Putin, OUT!" A pause. Then giggl

ed. Putin was confused, and didnt want to be the gimp anymore, the ball gag kind of hurt and the choking didnt help the situation either. The Prof wanted Putin more than ever and

his street cred as a nu metal band rapper. Gorbachev had been working on his vocals for a Limp Bizkit cover band that was gaining momentum. This secret affair would hurt the band.

He put on a mask to hide his shame; that's when Slipknot called. "Yo, Gorbachev, lookin' bad-ASS. Wanna pound drums and rappity-rap some verses?' Gorbachev liked breaking barriers

with his forehead, which was the actual source of the unusual mark. It was mere coincidence that the mark resembled the political boundary of the Koreas. Gorby agreed, but insisted

Regan just give him some body space. "Back up about a foot." Ron still stared at Gorbachev's bald pate. "It's like a looking at clouds..." Mikhail tipped further back in his chair.

Ron gently kissed the birthmark on his forehead. It disappeared. A miracle! Could the Ruskies carry on being commies with direct evidence that God was American? The answer's nope.