Joanne was weird.When she was a little girl

Joanne was weird.When she was a little girl she used to love Spiderman.She grew to fear spiders to death and never watched a single Spiderman movie.

So,she grew up watching Batman instead of Spider man. Since spiders scared her not bats

& bats would likely eat the poisonous spiders. Plus spiders can still infect you when not poisonous due to germs. Any wild animal's unsafe, but she was into tight latex superheroes

that had debilitating super powers. For instance, she was into this one superheor called Depression man. He would want to fight crime, but couldn't find the motivation to get out

.His sidekick was Agoraphobic Man whose debilitating superpower was shooting lasers from inside the house thru a crack in the drapes, which mostly just tore up shrubbery & sidewalk

What Agoraphobic Man did not know was that summonses were piling up by his door for all the damage the lasers had donento the sidewalk. And when the inspectors came by to fine him

His amnesia caused him to embrace all of New York with wonder. His chin was always pointed heaven-wards in awe of the skyscrapers. Soon, he attracted a following.

Crowds trailed after him through Manhatten, looking up & wondering what exactly he found so fascintating "up there." Could he see Superman? King Kong perhaps? One day, he sat down

and declared to the crowd, "Finally, I found my wallet!" He proceeded to pull his wallet out of his pants pocket and show it to everyone. Not as exciting as King Kong, anyway.