One day, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester

One day, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Mel Gibson And Robert Duvall united to save the world.

With urgency and self sacrifice, they donated all of their wealth. The money was to be used to provide safe drinking water to the billions of people who need it, but Hollywood wo

This was how Magic The Gathering became an overnight sensation. Of course, this brings us to Herb and Lucy, the dethroned Principal and garbage man.

I never understood why they ever got together. Lucy had hyperosmia and Herb always smelled like the southend of a northbound porta-potty on a hot day.

Lucy tried to explain it to Lutho at the key party last weekend. Lutho wasn't paying much attention to her because her explanation required her mouth not being otherwise occupied.

Lutho was more of a visual learner; words could only describe so much, and a demonstration provides some semblance of proof. Lucy however had the gift of gab and wouldn't shut up.

So Lutho would pop a marshmallow into Lucy's mouth every time she tried to talk. "You gotta try this," he'd say. But still she continued to try to speak, her cheeks puffed out like

a blowpipe. Luthor lost control and locked his lips onto her doubled-reeded drone, and she at once let out a high-pitched wail. Then he’d stuff another marshmallow down Lucy’s

throat while Schroder recorded, looped de looped the loop a few millions times over a heady bass back beat at 59 bpm; with wah wah thrown in just for the nostalgia. Lights dimmed.