Once upon a time in Hell, the silliest little

  • Once upon a time in Hell, the silliest little demon, Stan, accidentally brought his spoon to work instead of his pitchfork. But Stan grew bored with jabbing evil mortals in the bum

  • and joined the immortals for dinner. "What's on the menu, Beelzebob? I brought my own spoon." "Oh, Stan, we're out of room. You'll have to pull up a kiddy table." The soul du jour

  • is not very bright. I don't even know how he

  • manages. You see, I'm classy; I rarely eat any form of noodle. But he isn't; he'll goggle up gluten like there is no tomorrow. I chalked that up to his

  • inability to eat fried dessicated grasshoppers. He did like pickled geckos though and one day, when the hunger pangs came he went to the pantry and picked up some tins of

  • anchovy paste, which he mixed with the fried grasshoppers and pickled geckos to make canapés for his friend's surprise birthday party. The fishy taste did mask the flavor somewhat.

  • Only he could combine such strange ingredients and produce something delicious. In the hands of a lesser man it would be a dish only suitable to feed contestants on Fear Factor.

  • "This is in-CREDIBLE!" gushed Rachel Ray, who had only last week invited him to her show instead to share his secret recipe. "Is that cilantro I taste?" He laughed inwardly at her

  • attempt to steal the secret recipe. Bobby Flay wasnt falling for it. "It's a family secret" Rachel wasnt giving up, she knew the only things Bobby uses R peppers & chilies in ever

  • dish. The celebrity chef showdown was getting intense, but as I always say, If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. BAM! Chef Emeril Lagasse dominates again, bitches!



  1. Zetawilk Aug 09 2013 @ 12:45

    I like Stan.

  2. Netgyrl Aug 09 2013 @ 12:58

    Seem appropriate that we start in Hell and end in a reality show.

  3. Zetawilk Aug 09 2013 @ 13:06

    Yeah, so at least we kept that thread going. :3

  4. MangoMania Aug 09 2013 @ 16:08

    hahaha, Hell's Kitchen seems like an appropriate story title.

  5. ebony98 Aug 13 2013 @ 20:38

    Oh Stan, silly silly Stan. Who brings a spoon to work instead of his fork? Stan does.

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