She has a habit of tasting other people's

She has a habit of tasting other people's food without their permission. It wouldn't be so bad if she'd order herself more than a glass of water before filling up on our samples.

But sadly, she was our pet hobo. all she does is eat sleep, and kill the neighbors. This was just a small flaw in her otherwise flawless self. Well, there's also

the bed wetting, but since it just mixed with their blood, the disappointment was kept to a minimum; except the coroner. Each murder exacerbated by hauling at least two biological

wrestling a cadaver. Anyone could tackle a cadaver, but wrestling, that took skill. The Dead Body Olympics was the best kept secret of the Medical world. But he was ready to

enter, so he commited suicide. .................................................................................................. In other news,

Spandex stock is skyrocketing, following rumors of an all-male, all-Latino revival of "Little Women, a Dance Spectacular!" The producers could not be reached for comment. However,

critical reception is overwhelmingly positive. A small minority claims the production "didn't make any sense", to which LGBT International pubicly responded "Go fuck yourself"

Which is, incidentally, their motto.

"Better to have loved and to have lost than to have loved whilst pooping." Strange to be sure, but it seems to have served them well all these years...