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There he was, sitting on top of the pavement

  • There he was, sitting on top of the pavement in front of the bus stop..

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  • just having a wank to pass time by

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  • and your mother walks in and say mines bigger

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  • So she flopped it out

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  • and it sneezed and my dog Peanut Butter got worried

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  • bc who knows what would happen next? First the hamster looks all cute and cuddly, then it sneezes, then it attacks your jugular and UR screwed. My faithful canine, PB, did the righ

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  • t thing when he killed the hamster. I think he was disappointed that there wasn't a squeaky toy inside. It was awkward driving my Kia Soul to the pet cemetery to bury the hamster.

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  • The man behind the count passed me the bill. "$500?!" I yelled. You have got to be kidding me! I didn't 'have that kind of money to spend on a hamster burial. I turned around and

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  • around & around & around & around until I fell to the ground, just like my dead hamster. Now I wouldn't have to pay the bill & I could join my little hammy in that big wheel in the

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  • dude ranch in the sky. To all the things I left behind, they were vacant from my mind. Never shall I shed a care, for I have gone to the great no-where.

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1 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Aug 19 2013 @ 23:26

    A fitting end.

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