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They always used to call her "Lizzie-Lard-Arse".

  • They always used to call her "Lizzie-Lard-Arse".

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  • It was only after Queen Elizabeth II coronation that the British public addressed her by the name "Tax Expense".

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  • It was only after the British public gave Queen Elizabeth II's her new name that she had the entire British population executed. Quiet. Pure silence in London.

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  • But it was a temporary peace, Queen Elizabeth discovered, as a mere 3 days later the rotting bodies of her "loyal" subjects rose as one. It was the dawn of the Zombie Revolution.

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  • Without cricket bats and plucky slackers like Shaun and Ed to wield them, England seemed doom. Just this morning a zombified Sir Francis drake had nearly succeeded in biting off

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  • the mayor's left ear. Even so he will most likely turn by morning. London needed a hero, someone to show these zombies who's boss. Someone like

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  • Carl, Secret Agent of Her Majesty's Corgi Elite! Nipping the mayor of London's cuff, he pulled him away from the zombie horde. But could he get the anti-venom in time?

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  • The anti-venom was well guarded, in a high-security building which was (still) zombie-free. He needed a plan to get into that building and get the medicine. But he was alone - and

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  • he couldn't even find the entrance. I had left him, not knowing where or when I would return. But I knew I had to; it was crucial that I

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  • reciprocate all those superficial courtesies he had bestowed upon me. But first I needed a smoke and a hot bath, and a slice of pie. Then I would go back, back to the man I love.

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