His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spagghetti! He's nervous, but

on the surface he looked calm. Rabbit ditched his puke stained sweater in the trash and headed inside. He'd lost his job last month, and out of desperation decided to try gay

ice cream. It was like straight ice cream except more colorful with more exotic flavors. But it was too rich and he'd puked on his sweater. Rabbit was so sick of West Hollywood

& Eeyore had descended into a self-destructive haze of sherbert-eating. He & Rabbit woke up with ice cream headaches & four playboy bunnies & decided to return home then to the 100

million jars of honey, waiting to be delivered to Pooh's. It was Whinny the Pooh's sweet 16th. Eeyore and Rabbit wanted to give Pooh a big surprise, without eating all the sherbet.

Unfortunately, Eeyore and Rabbit were unaware of Pooh's new religion, which forbade him form eating honey. In fact, he would be forced to brutally murder anyone who offered him

he'd call Hugh over at the Playboy Mansion and tell him what they'd done last night with his Bunnies. Eeyore and Rabbit knew that Hugh had connections beyond the 100 Acre Woods &

the Freemasons but did not realise Hugh was trading bunnies for a time share in Mykonos. It seemed too suspicious to Eeyore who started to doubt Hugh when he received a

lapdance instead of the secret handshake at the meeting last night. "Frankly, Hugh," brayed Eeyore, "that dance would have been better coming from a bunny rather than you."