Koko the talking gorilla was starting to

Koko the talking gorilla was starting to understand "You keep feeding fruit to Koko when Koko answer your question. Koko want take own fruit! Koko also want partner, Koko feel very

depressed because not everyone actually understands her. Those people who feed her just made fun of her. She was like a toy trapped in the cage and being used for entertainment.

In fact, if one more person asked her if she wanted a cracker, she just might beat her head against the cage until she was dead. Were there antidepressants for parrots? Polly

stuck her head in the water dish and thought about why Disney drew parrots with teeth. A large black cat took this opportunity to knock Polly's cage off the table and onto the

conveyor belt. The belt pulled Polly's cage towards a giant wood chipper. The black cat rubbed it's paws together. Just as the cage went into the mouth of the wood chipper, a giant

It was now all up to the toilet to get Miley to the wedding. There was no time to cry over what had happened. The toilet attached strings to her and walked her all the way there.

Next was the twerking ceremony, where she and her lover both held meat cleavers. The high priest stood at the podium, dressed as Madonna. She too had a meat cleaver. Nobody knew

when the cult had decided to incorporate meat cleavers into their rituals, but it certainly made an impact. The twerking ceremony came to an end, and the ancient bump & grind rites

were bloodier than ever. But the youth did not care. The youth never cares...