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The flat screen tv was the only thing they

  • The flat screen tv was the only thing they had in common anymore and the shared feeling was that they hated it. They'd only stayed married because they were just too

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  • stubborn and proud to admit to making such a terrible purchase. Rather than admit to this basic failing in consumer savvy they stayed married for decades and had sixteen children.

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  • Certainly there were unspoken regrets behind his decision to order a bride from Indonesia.One of their sixteen children, Ade-Bob, was particularly scarred by the unfortunate union.

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  • Ade-Bob had frequently heard about how his mother was 'saved' from a country with corruption and crimes against human rights. Ade-Bob's mother would speak fondly of Indonesian

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  • rave parties, utopian festivals which were pure and free of the complication and intrigue of everyday existence. "For example," she would start, "you won't be accosted by local

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  • Merchants selling useless trinkets. We have plenty here already. No politicians either." The rave parties were famous and the DJs had their own youtube channel. She continued

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  • to thumb her nose at them. She tried to step and thumb at the same time and lost her balance and fell. The Paparazzi who were not even following her were there and caught it all!

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  • The following day, Donald Trump found some really asenine way to attack his opponent with this, even though there was a good chance the Paparazzi's photos had nothing to do with

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  • the story title or text they composed for it.Paparazzi are collagists who cut & paste as they please to make new entertaining realities for their erudite readership. "Yep" said Don

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  • Quixote, charging at yet another horde of those pests. It was dawning on him that paparazzi were more eternal than even windmills."Sólo hacerse la miel y las moscas que se chupan!"

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1 Comments

  1. IceSquad Sep 13 2016 @ 09:35

    trans.: Only make yourself honey and the flies will suck you

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