Donald Trump and Andy Rooney made sure no
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Donald Trump and Andy Rooney made sure no one was in the library. They went to the "Philosophy" aisle and embraced each other.
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"Oh Donald, hold me forever. Never let go." whispered Andy. Donald then went in for a kiss, a kiss that was rudely interrupted by TV legend
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the Culligan man! " 'scuse me. I'm looking for the watercooler?" Donald looked up from Andy's hairlip at the Burly Culligan man. "Hey Culligan man" said Donald & winked.
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The Culligan Man simply tipped his hat, but you could tell by the way he hunched his shoulders that he didn't appreciate Donald's nonverbal communication. In fact, Culligan Man was
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ticked enough that he gave Donald the old unsmiling head nod/chin thrust. Well, Donald didn't take that well at all. He frowned at the Culligan Man & an all-out body language war
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was prevented by a microexpression. The Culligan Man had studied microexpressions when he worked at the FBI. Donald was impressed and called Inspector Prance
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Delightly, the foremost microespressionst, and in fact the originator of the microexpressionism movement. "This is Donald," Donald introduced. "Donald who?" Delightly replied. "You
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know who," Donald urged. "Nope," Delightly again replied. The microexpressionists had much similar conversations over a cup of microespresso, much to the other patrons' chagrin.
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Well, that tipped it. The cafe patrons tackled the microexpressionists. "This won't hurt one bit," said Laura. "It's just a fruity-mint safety lozenge that'll knock the Stalin
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esque sox off your relationship to reality." They never stood a chance, they were so teeny weeny. Impressionist bastards.
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SlimWhitman Mar 08 2014 @ 20:14
What do Stalinesque socks look and feel like? Inquiring microexpressionists want to know. *Wink wink ...*
lucielucie Mar 09 2014 @ 12:42
The feel pretty scratchy. They're printed with a bushy moustache and hammer n sickle and they march you to the nearest gulag.
49erFaithful Mar 10 2014 @ 17:32
Isn't there a link somewhere in our comment archives with Detective Manatee socks, or some such treasures? Looked for it; couldn't find it.
SlimWhitman Mar 10 2014 @ 17:54
Could it be this your looking for? http://foldingstory.com/86yx1/
49erFaithful Mar 10 2014 @ 19:49
Jackpot! Thanks Slim. I searched folds for socks but naturally, the story had nothing to do with socks. Just us going all tangential in the comments. If there's Manatee socks out there, there must be a pair of Stalinesque socks highlighting the calves of someone somewheres.