Starring in a Point & Click game had its

Starring in a Point & Click game had its ups and downs. Downs: Being violated by a cursor, watching the Clicker click on the same closet over and over (that's a dead end, stupid!),

Cons: poorly defined character development and lack of gameplay maneuverability make this one a real snoozer if you're anything more than a novice. We give this one 2 stars out of

a million point of light. I mean really, bargain bin at Costco. Or better, yet give a copy for your dog to chew on because that's the most action you'll get from this drek.

I didn't let his cruel critique of my work discourage me. I sent my manuscript to every publisher I knew until finally... Have you heard of my book? It's called 50 Shades of

Bruises on Whores Who Didn't Service Me Right." What can I say, I am particular about what I want, and I get angry and I don't get it. And, my book was a HUGE hit (pun intended).

I have no idea why Barnes and Noble wouldnt sell it, I even supplied the black plastic bags that it could be wrapped in. I wandered to HookerHaven's Books & FootTickles to see if

the had my order for journals on 18th century British Empire and Maritime Trade. The clerk said he'd just had them arrive and headed out the back. While I was waiting a

surly man with an eye patch and a peg leg stumped in. When the clerk returned with my antique journals the man said "Ye be a brave soul to show yer face here Muggins!"

Muggins had a peg face though, which made things all the more awkward when conducting transactions. In the end, he never knew how much to pay, and left the store empty-handed.