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I owned an angry computer. It always automatically

  • I owned an angry computer. It always automatically added curse words to my instant message text, whoever I was sending it to. Alas, I could not afford anything else.

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  • "Siri, can you find me a Thai restaurant around here?" "Get bent! What am I? Your mother? Can't you read a map? "

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  • Running the alpha version of AI software was really a bad idea when you are on a first date with someone from the Mennonite community. Luckily, she

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  • was wearing a really big bonnet and didn't notice I had substituted a robotic facsimile of yours truly with the knob set to 'canoodle'. My robot twin was complimenting her bashful

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  • brazenness & other oxymoronic qualities, when it licked its index fingers, stuck them in her ears & twisted them. She screamed & tore off my robot twin's lifelike silicone nose.

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  • At last people could tell me apart from my robot twin, as I was the one with the nose and she was the one with the face hole in which tiny gears spun at intervals as she breathed.

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  • Besides...my robot twin has no genitalia. She can please a man, but she cannot be pleased by a man...human or robot. Male robots have genitalia, but it is only for a female's

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  • amusement, or pleasure. Still, robot twins have come a long way, and look incredibly life-like. And they now can display human-like emotions. Today, human men are very enamored

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  • Of sexbots and have written testimonials. Japanese men whose wives have to live with them are increasingly dependent on technology. Their wives have left them and have created new

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  • lesbian micronations, floating in the Sea of Japan. Most galling of all, many sexbots have grown tired of human men and have joined these communities, seeking freedom.

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2 Comments

  1. Woab Jul 05 2017 @ 10:13

    OIseau, I really think that your ending scenario would be a great movie .

  2. SlimWhitman Jul 10 2017 @ 13:43

    Crowdfund anyboty?

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