When the beautiful woman ran toward the foul

When the beautiful woman ran toward the foul smelling pile, she didn't even notice the man with the knife at the entryway. She was mesmerized by another stench, she was

standing in 4 inches of Krazy Glue which had been poured on the pergo floor. She slipped and fell. The flesh under her arm got stuck to the floor. Her hair got stuck, then the

rest of her body followed suit. In a mad fit of insanity, she forced herself up, tearing the skin offher flesh in one fluid movement, leaving it on the ground like a humanoid glove

with one too many holes. She barely noticed. Her species had an exoskeleton that lived as fluid beneath her skin and solidified when it touched air to enable instant healing and

the jewel wasp, a species which injects a paralyzing neurotoxin directly into the brain of its victim. The female insectoid struggled vainly, and briefly, but ultimately succumbed.

Roaches are so stupid the wasp said. I need bigger game to hunt. Hmmm lemme see, what about that lion. Yes I can totally take it down. I just need to locate my sharpener and my bad

ass bowie knife. As the wasp approached the lion, it became apparent that the so called King of the Jungle, was in fact a big fat lazy man-baby, who was helped by Simba's mom in

exchange for regular tongue baths. An unexpected result of this somewhat unsavory arrangement was that the fat lazy man-baby coughed up a huge hairball right when the wasp was

doing his trash-talking dance."Flabby manbaby, watchout 'cause I'm gonna float like a butterfly,sting like a bee".The hairball crushed the wasp depriving us of the fight of century