I can't wait to go to Six Flags today. I

I can't wait to go to Six Flags today. I went last year but I didnt get to ride all the rides. This year the first thing im going to do is

getting in line for the biggest fastest roller coaster in the park . Then I want to

stand there for hours. Nothing like waiting for a ride among bored kids and crabby senior citizens. Finally, I was in front. Then the coaster broke down. A murmer rippled through

my stomach, uh-oh, IBS backlog and I'm trapped in the coaster. That wouldn't be so bad, but we're trapped upside down. The lap bar was cutting into my gut, I could feel things

gurgling and rumbling. Oh Shit, I thought, then laughed a little bit at my use of that particular expletive. IBS while stuck upside down on a roller coaster? Things were about to

get fucked up

...but then again, no. I'm a man who makes potions for a traveling show. I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do. You clearly are in need of some kind of potion, no?!

But knowing the potion recipe is only half the battle. Securing ingredients for the most powerful magic required skill that not even Clarence could bribe from the customs agent at

the desk. "We don't accept bribes to divulge skills, having none." So Clarence bribed him for a cobra and a jaguar penis, wove his spell & *poof* His mother-in-law was in Mexicali!