Danny used a homemade pond life viewer made
Danny used a homemade pond life viewer made from a toilet roll with clear cellophane attached to the bottom with an elastic band, to examine the contents of his soup carefully.7
"Ah, there's a cube of fake chicken. And a pea! Look, a PEA!" Danny's pushed his soup view deeper into the bowl. "GAH! Looks like a pubic hair." Danny looked up at me accusingly.5
"No there isn't. Let me see that." I took the bowl from Danny and looked into it... What? The soup bowl was deeper on the inside than on the outside... There was a whole ecosystem6
beneath the swirling mists. I leaned over the bowl to get a closer look & slipped into the primordial soup. It was a hot, murky broth, with little bits floating everywhere. I heard7
schools of primitive cubed carrots croaking as they swam through the gently waving forests of primal noodles. Meat-like organisms prowled the silty bottom. I swam to the surface to6
fill my lungs with the buillion-scented steam before plunging back down between two primeval potato wedges who (thankfully) had just made a kill. I could see the spinach in their6
reverie, having just oiled a mushroom to death. I was suddenly aware of the potential among my vegetable friends. We were not just food for thought, we were an army! And so began7
The Carrot Crusade. Carrots did make up the early majority of the army that was mustered just outside Orleans. It was also true that a young carrot named Steo set it in motion, but5
the Carrot Crusade faced defeat when a giant Bugs Bunny appeared. Plucking a screaming carrot soldier, Bugs munched him casually. “What’s Up Doc?” he bellowed, chewing. The army6
General had no other choice. "Execute order FD." "But sir --" "YOU HEARD ME!" Over a distant hill, the words of a enormous beast echoed out... "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!"6
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Woab Jun 18 2019 @ 10:34
Amazing, and surprisingly coherent!
inatick Jun 30 2019 @ 03:21
A quality read involving drama and intrigue. I would love to see this animated.
lucielucie Jul 17 2019 @ 11:55
A lovely ode to soup! Long overdue imho.
LordVacuity Jul 17 2019 @ 12:15
I hope the beast stopped off at the Barber of Seville first. https://youtu.be/aEZkhe0AT_g
LordVacuity Jul 17 2019 @ 12:17
Then that will segue into the Hassenpfeffer episode. Is Hassenpfeffer a soup?
LordVacuity Jul 17 2019 @ 12:23
It is not but it looks delicious.