He drank water out of a wine glass and froze

He drank water out of a wine glass and froze his dark chocolate. You may not think that's weird, and if so, you're weird. The really weird thing

is my use of the word weird, it's like I've got a complex or something. You can hear it right? Weird. It's weirder than that kid with the weird tourettes or the weird old lady who

weirded me out at the supermarket, making those weird noises with her dentures and giving me weird looks all the time. Weird. what time is it? 10? Weird, I thought it'd be more

weird a time than that. 11:67? 42:08? Something weird like that. Weird. It's a good word, weird. Really overlooked, in a weird way. I like being weird. Weirdness is my soul.

For I am Steve Martin's soul, and weirdness is my essence. I left Steve's body around the time of Father of the Bride. He doesn't seem to notice. But I float around the world

Then a Chinese man came by and told me I would make a lot of money in the city. So I left. After all, that's what it's all about, isn't it? He then introduced me to an Indian boss

who was busy eating the hottest curry you could ever imagine. The Indian boss negotiated with the ladies who picked tea for

pennies a day. They talked among themselves and the boss was never heard from again. One of their sons went to Mali to help with the document project. He

ran into the boss hiding out there, but since he was a mute and didn't recognize him (a whole other story), the boss truly was never heard from again. The conversation continued.