"Ok google whats the answer to question two

"Ok google whats the answer to question two on my test"

"The train travelling 45 mph from Buffalo, NY will collide with the train travelling 85 mph from Portland, OR in Chicago on the 14th of February at 9:37 pm. It will be cloudy."

I listened to Siri again. My train would derail in Chicago. I hopped off in Cleveland. Siri spoke, "Your termination has been extended by three days."

Now I had three more days to find the CD and put an end to all this madness. Or at least thats what I had been led to believe by the Professor. I still couldn't believe

they had my affair recorded on that CD. If they found it, my hot marriage to Betty Blue would go up in flames. I interrogated the Professor. "You know where it is, don't you?"

I was hoping that the professor would say,"Yeah, I know where that affair recording is!", but instead he looked at me dumbfoundedly and said,"What?" ...Looks like I'll never get it

together and blackmail my alter-ego, Wolfofthederp, into keeping quiet about the false diseases we concocted and released into the national Cheerios supply. The professor

He shouted as he was sacrificed to the cheerio lord. Before long he was one with the mix, then they threw in a dud bomb and called it good. The cheerio mix was complete...

a jostling bath of oaty donuts enveloped him.The mix was fortified with 8 essential vital persons. The cheerio lord ladled a big spoonful, opened his giant mouth & said "cheerio!"