"They rolled in, unrelentlessly, full of

"They rolled in, unrelentlessly, full of vulgar...um I mean..." "CUT!!!!! JLo, Why? Why? Why, can't you get this right?"

JLo didn't answer. She'd only communicate to me through her drama coach/personal cook, Storm. "Forget motivation or method--just get her to learn the lines!" Scorsese begged. She

rebuked him by blowing vapor smoke right in Scorsese's face from her e-cig. J-Lo said, "Memorizing lines is bull crap old man, I'm an explorer."

And with that, Jennifer Lopez stepped into her private jet, which promptly took off for a previously-uncharted Pacific island. She WOULD be the one to find the lost treasure of

Gajiotha. It took JLo 40 years but she did find it. It was a vial of youth potion and just as she was about to drink it a large turtle arose from the depths. "JLO! You must not

This is really the last time the choice will be real, no matter what you might tell yourself after, this really is it. Don't drink it. Better a saggy ass & freedom than an eternity

as a living sexbot. Eventually who you were would be forgotten so even that novelty will be stripped from you. You will just become an item in a catalog. #eiw8, with eternal youth.

That means there exists a listing for you without eternal youth, since that was the modifier. Your intact Doppelg�nger! Would you want to see you then? From either direction? Forge

ahead bravely, dear Reader, and be not afraid of what you encounter. There you are with a beetle growing from your forehead. (I think it's Ringo.) Like us, these are mere shadows.