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How's the weather up there?

  • How's the weather up there?

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  • Rather warm with a touch of frost here and there.

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  • Cloudy with a touch of sleet north and east.

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  • But down around San Antone, whoa-oh, China Grove, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and everyone's eating beans and enchiladas. Forget the sleet, let's get down there now

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  • where the breezes are warm & sultry, where the pinto & the black bean mingle with garlic & epazote, to aromatize a fruity greeting, where everyone forgives & lifts the other cheek

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  • when it's convenient, where nobody wants for anything and all are free to pursue their dreams, and where you and I will make a killing in the mortgage market. I'll tell you how.

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  • I'll provide you with this airy cardboard box and these fetching sweat pants.You give me all your money to diversify your portfolio. In ten years time, we'll be rich! (Sign here.)

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  • And sign he did. Oh boy what a deal he thought. He wasted no time and changed into his new sweat pants and climbed into his cardboard box. It was certainly airy. A huge smile sprea

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  • spread across his face, he was so happy to finallly have the new cardboard box! Now it shall shelter him from the weather. He remembered how he got it... fighting with tooth and na

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  • I'll, he grabbed a crowbar and waited for the Master to fall asleep after taking three sleeping pills. The was his habit since he developed insomnia. That was in 1985! Imagine!

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