The term "sacrum" (i.e. "holy") in connection

The term "sacrum" (i.e. "holy") in connection with cupcakes has led to a proliferation of evangelical bakery items. These items include

a variety of religions, not just Jesus on a waffle (though God isn't on any flatbread). We have Buddha in a bagel, Anubis in a croissant & Satan in a muffin. But Mohammad crumpets

were no where to be seen. Let me not be the first one to mention Mohammad on any breakfast pastry. FoldingStory is fun and all, but a Farqauuad? Wait, what's that knock?

"KING'S GUARD! OPEN UP!" they yelled. "Great Gatsby! I only just thought of Mohammad Farqauuad. Never even let the sound out." The door was broken in. "Under the anti-blasphemy law

you are hereby charged with willfully taking the name of Lord Farqauuad in vain." "Did not!" "Did, too! Listen, I'm the one in charge here, and I say you did."

"Fine. Whatever." I despised conflict, even if I had to take the blame & be thrown into Lord Farquaad's dungeon. While I was down there, I met up with Pinocchio.

I felt fear run down my spine. Celine Dion had appeared and was making her preparations to perform for us. I knew Lord Farquaad was twisted, but I never imagined torture like this.

Shrinking everyone down to a size shorter than himself; wow he really was ruthless. Even Celine was not immune, which in turn made her not amused. They only way to save the day

was to start giggling like a little schoolgirl on Prom Night. That would keep the aliens guessing just long enough to fire the Atomic Blaster. Could she pull it off? Stay tuned...