Mince a lb of Hershey's kisses, two sticks

Mince a lb of Hershey's kisses, two sticks of butter, burnt sugar to taste, 1 bushel flowers dethorned, a kumquat, abalone, and thrush nest into an even paste. Apply liberally to

your lips and kiss me. It's the strongest love potion known to humankind! Ask the Ancient Sumerians--they knew a thing or two about kumquats." I did as he directed and lo! he trans

formed instantly into the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. I knew I loved him in that instant, and I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him. Which made it most upsetting I

had only one day left in the rest of my life, how do I know this? Because the devil told me. Thus, love and romance was the last thing on my mind, what I really wanted to do

was rob a bank and stick it to the man. Which man, I had no idea. Yet. And I couldn't waste any time thinking about it because of the whole dying thing. So I chose a random man and

I poked him with the branch. "Ow," he replied, "Quit it." I poked him again."Hey, stop that." This was fun. In the last remaining hours of my life, I would be fulfilled.

I ran off and he chased me down the winding road until we reached a bridge crossing a small stream. We dropped our sticks in and watched them flow underneath. Mine came first.

"I win!" I shouted. Suddenly the bridge started to rumble and from underneath we heard: "WHO DARES CROSS MY BRIDGE?". First a hand appeared, then

we noticed it had a small basket in it which said "place money here" and I wasn't sure what to do since I had spent all my money on that Fortune Telling for Dummies book I found at