There were scorch marks on the tungsten steel

There were scorch marks on the tungsten steel vault doors and the shark pool leaked. But with a little bit of elbow grease, I could flip this hollowed-out volacano.

My job as the maintenance man at Seaworld was always a challenge. Take today, for example...if I don't get this volcano flipped over and that leak in the shark pool fixed before

I was mistaken by a fan as Julio Iglesias. The crazed fan then took a dolphin hostage and would not release it unless I caught the bus at 2pm to her house where

I'd have to sing and dance salsa-style. I didn't want Flipper to get hurt, so I agreed. When I arrived, she and 45 of her equally crazed friends were waiting for me with bells on

their hands and feet. "What have I gotten myself into?" I thought. At least

I had the "Houdini Magic Secrets for Dummies" book to reference. I finally found the correct chapter & began to loosen the twist ties. Within about 3 hours I was free, this would

prove to be too easy. So in search of a worthy challenge, I dipped myself in super glue, rolled over the Houdini book, and threw my body towards the wall. Stuck. It was a sensation

, a sweet sensation, it was a good, good, vibration. I hummed and whistled my snappy little tune, stuck to the wall with superglue. You see, even though I was stuck, I could see

but nothing happened. Which means there was no reason. I dangled there for what seemed to be the longest time. One day I bloomed and suddenly I had a few perks.