Truthful or not,it was a good story and she

  • Truthful or not,it was a good story and she believed him.John was not faithful to her,but he was not THAT creative!Nobody was!John got home at 4AM,woke Phoebe up and spilled it:"I

  • had the time of my life. No, I've never felt this way before." John told Phoebe how his had had taken him to a camp where he learned Dirty Dancing from Patrick Swayze. It was 4a.m.

  • Phoebe told John to shut the front door and go back to sleep, so to speak. 4am was a time for sleep, not for him to say "Dear if I die in the morning, would you get married again?"

  • Phoebe considered the answer to that question as she pushed John back down in the bed and covered his face with a pillow. Yes, she decided. Yes, she would get married again. John

  • T from the club would do fine, just fine she thought to herself. John Q struggled impotently against her weight. The life went out of him. Now free to entrap John T, she showered,

  • and stuffing John Q's lifeless body under the bed slipped on some strappy sandals and a purple body stocking covered in pink hearts. How could John T resist? She applied lipstick a

  • s red as the blood that could no longer flow through John Q's veins and picked up her phone. "Oh, John T," she trilled, "I'm ready for you!" Before leaving, she concealed a gun in

  • her wide-brimmed hat, because hiding guns in bras and garters was too mainstream. John Q kicks down the door with a bang and aims his gun at her head: but before he can shoot,

  • he had to reload. There was no way that he could in time so he ducked behind the counter and waited for her to walk in.

  • Her footsteps sounded in that small, dank tavern. He took his last bullet and slipped it into the revolver, emerging from the bar. He met her eyes and pulled the cold trigger.



  1. PurpleProf Oct 12 2013 @ 20:28

    John Q came back to life!!! Phoebe failed the test.

  2. lucielucie Oct 13 2013 @ 02:52

    Her pillow was defective.

  3. mensaque Oct 13 2013 @ 21:44

    Do you think a)Phoebe had enough;b)She had what was coming;c)He had what was coming cause the cheating bastard didn't even make her come;d)John Q was Jason;e)Pillow talk is over.(...)Great one,everyone.One of my favorites so far.Thanks!

  4. PurpleProf Oct 13 2013 @ 22:08

    John Q is Jason....hmmmmm....a real possibility...

  5. Chaz Oct 14 2013 @ 00:42

    Now, on to John R...

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