one day at work i saw a woman who had a 13

one day at work i saw a woman who had a 13 ft wig that had birds nesting in it. i decided to ask her how she keep it clean and she told me she washed her hair with a type of shampo

. She said it was a mix of concrete, to keep the height, and suet, to feed the birds. The fad of highrise-bird house dos was popular in Europe, but hadn't hit the States. Until,

i began putting ice cream and chocolate cake in them. Unfortunately all the food had some negative effects on the surrounding area, which included,

pussy discharge and compounded weight gain. But I kept jamming Ice cream and cake in it. It kept bubbling and festering. But I couldn't stop. The ooze from it had a sweet

& sour taste that made me nostalgic for high school days,when I'd exchange pussy discharges with my acneed girlfriend. I'd saved a purple wattled ambition zit for her 16th birthday

. That was a long time ago. Now I basically just smoke pot all day, fight with my lesbian girlfriend, touch my vagina and then sleep with my tenant even though he has a boyfriend.

She rammed the sex toy deep inside her girlfriend while wheezing on her joint. "Yeah, FUCK YEAH" she wondered what her tenant was up to.

The tenant, meanwhile, was happily fapping while listening to the lesbian orgy through the paper-thin walls. At that moment, however, a ninja burst through the window, naked except

deadly fork of plus one intelligence, those gingerbread ninja man didn't knew what was comming to them. The night was filled with the sound of crunchy goodness.