one day at work i saw a woman who had a 13
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one day at work i saw a woman who had a 13 ft wig that had birds nesting in it. i decided to ask her how she keep it clean and she told me she washed her hair with a type of shampo
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. She said it was a mix of concrete, to keep the height, and suet, to feed the birds. The fad of highrise-bird house dos was popular in Europe, but hadn't hit the States. Until,
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i began putting ice cream and chocolate cake in them. Unfortunately all the food had some negative effects on the surrounding area, which included,
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pussy discharge and compounded weight gain. But I kept jamming Ice cream and cake in it. It kept bubbling and festering. But I couldn't stop. The ooze from it had a sweet
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& sour taste that made me nostalgic for high school days,when I'd exchange pussy discharges with my acneed girlfriend. I'd saved a purple wattled ambition zit for her 16th birthday
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. That was a long time ago. Now I basically just smoke pot all day, fight with my lesbian girlfriend, touch my vagina and then sleep with my tenant even though he has a boyfriend.
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She rammed the sex toy deep inside her girlfriend while wheezing on her joint. "Yeah, FUCK YEAH" she wondered what her tenant was up to.
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The tenant, meanwhile, was happily fapping while listening to the lesbian orgy through the paper-thin walls. At that moment, however, a ninja burst through the window, naked except
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for the shadows wrapped around him like a cloak. Unnoticed by the tenant intent upon his mastabatory pursuits, the ninja landed inside the window silently and proceeded to draw his
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deadly fork of plus one intelligence, those gingerbread ninja man didn't knew what was comming to them. The night was filled with the sound of crunchy goodness.
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- Started
- 2011-08-11 14:09:36
- Finished
- 2012-03-29 11:59:37
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