Valery Nesvizhevsky & Sue Hendrickson met

Valery Nesvizhevsky & Sue Hendrickson met in a bar in Tokyo while attending a Templeton Foundation colloquium on time travel. "How about a quantum portal to the Jurrasic?" Val jest

ed, with a gleam in his eye. "I love it when you talk dino to me, " purred Sue. Just then, the waiter arrived with some warm saki and a bowl of squid. Valery sighed when Sue

Sue Sudio came on the radio. Valery had never understood this song. She got on a bike and started pedaling to Phil Collins' house.

Unfortunately, Phil backed over Valery just as reached his house. Phil collins wrote a song for her, but then turned it into a drum solo

Phil Collins raging with coler, polished his bald pate, and angled it towards the noonday sun. Valery, in the path of the burning rays, combusted. He then played a 25 minute solo

And the audience applauded. Phil Collins hadn't performed in many years but you wouldn't have noticed that. The drumming was perfectly timed for the solstice. Bells rang out and

were suddenly quenched as if a great disturbance had caused the deaths of millions of innocent souls and was suddenly extinguished in maniacal laughter. Everybody looked at Phil.

"Don't look at me," said Phil, "Yes, I destroyed all those people, but don't look at me unless you wish to join them." So everybody shut up. The only sound was Phil's laughter.

The thing about Phil was that he always laughed at the most inappropriate times. This one time he broke out laughing just as the